Oh, I’m not here to remind anyone of their age — I’m here to rebrand it. Say hello to the cheekiest compliment your cake has ever worn: I’m the "You’re Not Old, You’re Vintage" cake topper, here to serve sass, charm, and a whole lot of retro-flavoured celebration.
I’m the perfect finishing touch for birthdays that come with stories, laughter lines, and legendary tales. Whether you’re celebrating a fabulous forty, sensational sixty, or a spritely seventy-five, I add instant personality and wit to any cake — no awkward age candles needed.
Made in bold, easy-to-read lettering, I stand tall and proud with a message that’s equal parts humorous and heartfelt. I’m not just a decoration — I’m a mic-drop moment on a dessert. Pair me with any colour scheme, any cake size, and any age — because vintage is always in style.
Hosting a surprise party? I’ve got you. Planning something for Mum, Dad, or your BFF? I fit right in. Want your guests giggling before the first slice? I deliver.
Add me to your cart for a celebration that’s full of laughs, love, and a whole lot of vintage flair.
Made to order with care – and our laser’s always busy, so jump on the queue while you can!
Suitable for cake sizes : 6" cake (14cm wide topper) or 8" cake (17cm wide topper)
Some more from our range: We make and create a huge range of custom and personalised party supplies online too, including photo invitations - wedding cake toppers - edible images - and special event supplies such as candy buffet supplies.
