How many peas are there in a pint?..............There is one 'P' in a 'pint'
Where does success come before work?.......Only in the dictionary...
What is full of holes but can still hold water?...........A sponge!
What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?..........Post Office!
Where do generals keep their armies?.....In their sleevies....
How many books can you put into an empty backpack?...........One! After that it's not empty.
What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it? ......A hole!
What is the center of gravity?.........The letter V
David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?.........David of course....
Did you hear the joke about the roof?.........Never mind, its a bit over your head.
Guess what has one head, one foot and four legs?....your bed
What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?...Have a look at the clock over there..
What can run but cannot walk??? Water!
What can you break without touching it? A promise!
Does your t-shirt have holes in it?...No?? Then how did you put it on??
How can you tell the difference between a can of Chicken soup and a can of Tomato soup ....?? Read the label!!
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