Custom Age & Still a Wanker Cake Topper
Equal parts offensive and unforgettable – the “& Still a Wanker” Cake Topper is a gag gift that lands every time. Whether they're turning 30, 40, 50 or 80, this bold, custom-age cake topper is here to take centre stage and get the laughs rolling. With a sharp design and layered finish, it’s a hit with anyone who appreciates a bit of birthday banter.
What makes this topper different?
This topper is cut in-house from two layers of premium acrylic – a clear base topped with jet black lettering in bold and script fonts. The result is a striking 3D look with maximum impact on any cake. Choose the milestone age, and we’ll custom-cut the topper to read “40 & Still a Wanker”, “60 & Still a Wanker” – or whatever age you want to roast. The spike is built into the design for easy placement.
Who is it for?
It’s perfect for milestone birthdays, especially for dads, uncles, husbands or mates who enjoy a laugh (and can take a joke!). This is the topper that shows up at a boys’ night, BBQ party, or backyard birthday and steals the show. It pairs well with beer, loud laughter, and a cake that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Is it reusable?
Yes! This double-layer acrylic topper is strong, long-lasting and built to be reused – if they dare. It’s a keepsake, a conversation piece, and a way to look back and remember the cake they may or may not have deserved.
What size cake does it suit?
Measurements – approx. 15cm or 17cm wide
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FAQs
Can I change the age?
Yes – this topper is fully customisable. Just leave your desired age at checkout and we’ll make it to order.
What if I want it in different colours?
We can make this in a variety of acrylic colours. If you'd like something different to black and clear you can select from the many colours in the drop down menu.
Is it all one piece?
Yes – the backing and lettering are bonded for a professional, layered finish. The spike is built in, so no assembly is needed.
Is this suitable for kids’ parties?
Probably not – this one’s strictly adults only! Great for mates with a sense of humour.
