How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?...........Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!
Where do birds invest their money?...............In the stork market!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?.......A bird that talks in morse code!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?.......A headbanger!
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?...........With it's sparrowchute!
What happened when the owl lost his voice?.......He didn't give a hoot!