Always Wash Your Balls Golf Cookie Stamp
Inject some cheeky humour into your bakes with the “Always Wash Your Balls” cookie stamp – the perfect funny golf-themed gift for dads, mates, or anyone with a sense of humour on the green. Whether it's for Father’s Day, a bucks party, or just a bit of fun, this design will score laughs before the first tee-off.
Why this funny golf stamp stands out
Engraved in-house on high-quality frosted acrylic, this stamp gives bold, raised details that are perfect for fondant or icing. The design features a detailed golf ball on tee next to the phrase “ALWAYS WASH YOUR BALLS!” in crisp, easy-to-paint lettering. It pairs perfectly with our matching square cutter (optional) for a clean, finished look. Made for repeat use, it's a hilarious addition to any golf-themed event or gift box.
Perfect for golf parties and baking gifts
This stamp is made for events that mix fun and flavour – bucks nights, birthday bakes, Father’s Day gift boxes, or even baking treats for the weekend golf crew. It's also a winner for custom cookie gift boxes or golf-themed party favours.
Durable, reusable, and made with laughs in mind
As with all of our designs, this stamp is made right here in-house using durable materials that can be used again and again. The frosted acrylic finish adds a touch of quality, and the sturdy square cutter ensures a perfect match if you choose the full set. Order early if you’re preparing gifts – our production queue gets busy around Father's Day!
What size cookie does it make?
Measurements – approx. 70mm square
Stamp – embossed (raised details on the cookie surface)
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FAQs
Can I buy the stamp without the cutter?
Yes – you can choose from three options: stamp only, cutter only, or the full set with both included.
What kind of icing works best with this stamp?
This design is perfect for fondant and works beautifully with edible paint to highlight the text.
Is this dishwasher safe?
No – please handwash only. Avoid soaking and dry fully before storing to preserve the fine detail.
Can I use this stamp as a gift?
Absolutely – it’s a hilarious gift for golf dads, baking mates, or anyone who enjoys a laugh and a round!
Cookie Decorating Made Simple
1. Prepare Your Fondant
- Knead your fondant until smooth and pliable. PRO TIP – microwave it for 5–10 seconds at a time until soft.
- Dust your bench with cornflour and roll out to 2.5–3mm thickness.
2. Transfer Your Design
- Lightly dust the stamp with cornflour to prevent sticking. PRO TIP – use a paintbrush for finer details.
- Press the stamp firmly into fondant with even pressure. PRO TIP – use a rolling pin for best results.
- Lift the stamp carefully to reveal your design.
3. Add to Your Cookie
- Use the matching cutter to trim the fondant.
- Attach to your cookie. PRO TIP – mix equal parts sugar and boiling water to make sugar syrup glue.
Care Instructions
- Handwash only: Wash gently with warm, soapy water before and after use.
- No soaking: Avoid prolonged exposure to water.
- Dry completely: Air dry before storing.
- Heat sensitive: Not dishwasher safe. May warp in hot water or high heat.
- Use a soft-bristle brush (like a toothbrush) for intricate cleaning.
Always ensure your cutters and stamps are clean and dry before using.
