Well, f*ck – it’s your birthday. And I’m the cake topper here to shout it from the icing with unapologetic style.
I’m the Happy Fcking Birthday* cake topper, and I’m not here for polite party small talk. I’m here for the bold ones. The mischief-makers. The friends who don’t do filtered. Whether you’re throwing a wild party, roasting someone you love, or just embracing birthday chaos with flair, I’m the expletive-laced cherry on top.
I add a personalised and meaningful statement to your celebration – because nothing says “this day is all about you” like a no-nonsense, straight-talking cake topper. Whether it’s your best mate turning 30 or your sibling hitting that big 4-0, I let everyone know exactly what kind of party they’ve walked into.
I help you bring the fun, the sass, and the “did-they-really-put-that-on-a-cake?” energy. It’s the ultimate in birthday banter, and it guarantees laughs, gasps, and about a hundred phone photos. My all-in-one design makes a strong statement without clutter or fluff – just three powerful words in one sharp silhouette.
Made to order just for you – and these bestsellers don’t hang around long. So if you want to lock in your rude little masterpiece, get that order in early.
I’m cut for boldness, balanced for stability, and stand tall on everything from classy drip cakes to supermarket sponge slabs (I don’t judge your catering – I just make it iconic).
And when the party’s over? Pop me in a drawer or frame me as a hilarious reminder of that one epic birthday. I’m a guaranteed conversation starter for years to come.
So go on – own the chaos, laugh too loud, and have your f*cking cake. I’ll be right there with you.
Suitable for cake sizes : 6" cake (14cm wide topper) or 8" cake (17cm wide topper)
Some more from our range: We make and create a huge range of custom and personalised party supplies online too, including photo invitations - wedding cake toppers - edible images - and special event supplies such as candy buffet supplies
