Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?.........Billy the Squid!
What fish only shines at night? ...Starfish
What do you call a fish with no eyes?.........a FSH!
What do sardines call submarines?........Cans of people!
How do fish go into business?......By starting out on a small scale....
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?........A hermit crab!
What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream?............Jellyfish!
Why are fish easy to weigh?.........Because they have their own scales!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?........As far away as possible!
Where do you weigh whales?.......At a whale-weigh station
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?.........The Codfather!
Where do fish go to borrow money?..........Loan Sharks
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?......They can train US to stand at the side of a pool and feed THEM!!