Say it with sass – I’m the Whatever Btches Cake Topper*, and I’m here to crown your birthday cake with the ultimate IDGAF energy.
With your chosen age sitting loud and proud above the boldest birthday statement around, I’m the topper for grown-ups who are done whispering about getting older. Whether you’re turning 30, 40, 50, or whatever – I bring the attitude, the laughs, and the perfect finishing touch to your no-rules celebration.
I add a personalised and meaningful statement to your party (yes, meaningful can come with side-eye). The custom age is all yours, but the energy? Unapologetic. I’m made for the besties who say “cheers” louder, the birthday legends who know their worth, and the queens who can laugh at turning whatever.
I help you celebrate with fire, humour, and zero filters. Whether your cake is classy or cheeky, rainbow-filled or liquor-infused, I top it off with bold lettering and sharp attitude. I work for milestone bashes, low-key backyard hangs, surprise parties, and late-night blowouts alike – if the vibe is “fun, fierce, and slightly inappropriate,” I’m in.
Made to order just for you – and our cheeky toppers tend to sell fast, so get your custom age locked in before the party starts without me. I’m lightweight, sturdy, and easy to pop into any cake – and yes, I’m totally Insta-ready.
And after the cake’s been cut and the cocktails have kicked in? I make a hilarious little keepsake. Frame me, pin me to your party board, or save me for next year if you’re planning to “turn 30” again. I won’t tell.
Because if you’re going to age, you might as well do it with bite.
Suitable for cake sizes : 6" cake (14cm wide topper) or 8" cake (17cm wide topper)
Some more from our range: We make and create a huge range of custom and personalised party supplies online too, including photo invitations - wedding cake toppers - edible images - and special event supplies such as candy buffet supplies.
