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If you’re known for being the life of the party or just love a little inappropriate humour, you’re going to love this range. Our cheeky, rude, and totally NSFW cake toppers are perfect for adult birthdays, hens nights, cheeky weddings, and other grown-up gatherings. From laugh-out-loud swear words to cheeky innuendos, this is where cake meets comedy.
Designed and made in Australia, these toppers add just the right dose of shock value or sass to your celebration. Choose from glitter finishes, bold acrylics, or layered styles. Whether you’re turning 30, getting hitched, or throwing a “last fling before the ring”, this is where to find cake decor that makes guests giggle, blush, or both.
Warning: contains adult language, eye-roll humour, and plenty of fun. Not for the easily offended – and that’s exactly the point.
It’s unapologetically cheeky. These toppers go where other toppers won’t. We embrace Aussie humour, irreverence, and the freedom to be a little rude in the name of fun. From the occasional f-bomb to body humour and sassy slogans – it’s all here, cut and printed with care in our Melbourne studio.
Anywhere your event needs a little edge! These toppers are perfect for milestone birthdays, divorce parties, hens and bucks nights, rude baby showers (yes, really), and even weddings for couples with a great sense of humour. They’re also popular with cake makers creating hilarious custom orders.
Absolutely. These aren’t just novelty toppers – they’re keepsakes. Made from durable acrylic or printed finishes, they’re perfect for scrapbooks, memory boxes, or as a hilarious reminder on the bookshelf. You might even use them again for a mate’s party!
Browse the designs, pick your colour, and check for personalisation options (many include names or numbers). We make each topper to order and ship from our Melbourne studio with tracking. If you want something extra spicy or fully custom, just message us – we love a challenge.
Most rude cake toppers are 15cm or 17cm wide, available in single or layered acrylic. Mirror, matte, glitter, and solid options are available depending on the design. Some even include layered messages, cheeky cut-outs, or customisable text elements.
Can I request a fully custom rude topper?
Yes! We can create custom phrases, add names or ages, and even help you design something wild and one-of-a-kind. Just send us your idea.
Are these safe to use on cakes?
Yes – our acrylic toppers are made from food-safe materials and are designed with a spike for easy cake placement. We recommend removing before slicing.
Do you ship discreetly?
Absolutely. Our packaging is plain and unbranded for privacy, especially with some of our ruder designs.
Is this appropriate for all ages?
These toppers are for adults only – whether it’s due to language or innuendo. Not suitable for kids’ parties or anyone easily offended!